Are you afraid of the Illuminati Space Lizards coming back and annihilating the entire human race? Wear this shirt to give you a 0.01% chance of survival in such event.
Disclaimer: This shirt will not prevent you from being annihilated by the Illuminati Space Lizards when they arrive.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Regular fit
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 ½ |
18 |
| M |
28 ¾ |
20 |
| L |
29 ¾ |
22 |
| XL |
30 ¾ |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
