Are you afraid of the Illuminati Space Lizards coming back and annihilating the entire human race? Wear this shirt to give you a 0.01% chance of survival in such event.
Disclaimer: This shirt will not prevent you from being annihilated by the Illuminati Space Lizards when they arrive.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Regular fit
Size guide
| |
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST TO FIT (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
25 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
25 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
26 ¼ |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
26 ⅞ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
27 ½ |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
28 ⅛ |
